A plague upon your restaurant Those of you who kill cats Who drown these innocent creatures Poison them Or shoot them Just to keep your restaurant Feline free You now deserve plagues of biblical stature Your tap water turning to blood Frogs thronging under tables Lice and roaches crawling into your soups and salads Flies buzzing everywhere Your meats festering with foul pestilence Then sewage and hail pouring from the sky Hordes of locusts And throngs of rats The loss of all diners Of all tourists Of all business Gloom descending at noon Matching the darkness of your miserable soul Shutting you down Closing your doors Boarding you up Sending you packing off to Hell Where you belong For now And forever

Many of these cats were murdered shortly after this photo was taken.