Monkey business Some people are suddenly And conveniently Hard of hearing Deaf to the truth And unwilling to listen Suddenly blind Unseeing Visually impaired And speechless Like the three monkeys Who see no evil Hear no evil And speak no evil When their king Goes on trial He could be naked Wearing no clothes And robbing a bank Shooting some innocent on 5th Avenue Starting a war with Iran Or France Or Mexico And they would just applaud Cheer him on And praise him for any of his irreverent Obscene And corrupt Monkey business